You want to laugh? Read........!

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments,

a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their

marriage was to try professional counseling.  They had been at

each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their

last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped

right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be

the problem?"

Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything

to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour

describing all the wrongs within their marriage.  After five, ten,

fifteen minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over

to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately

for several minutes, and sat her back down.

After that, the wife sat there - speechless. 

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at

what had happened.

The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least

twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "Okay, I will bring her

here by three o'clock on Tuesdays and Thursdays."